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		<title><![CDATA[Proxy - A lawyers community - LAWYER JOKES]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[first lawyer]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2024 09:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://proxycounsels.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=10">gauravluthra</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="color: #131313;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', sans-serif;" class="mycode_font">In medieval England, when the King issued a new law or decree, it would be posted in the town square. As most people were illiterate, they couldn't read it. So, a literate man would stand next to the post and charge people money to tell them what it said.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #131313;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', sans-serif;" class="mycode_font">That man was the first lawyer.</span></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="color: #131313;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', sans-serif;" class="mycode_font">In medieval England, when the King issued a new law or decree, it would be posted in the town square. As most people were illiterate, they couldn't read it. So, a literate man would stand next to the post and charge people money to tell them what it said.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #131313;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', sans-serif;" class="mycode_font">That man was the first lawyer.</span></span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Naive newbies :D]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2024 17:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: “Justice prevailed.” The senior partner replied in haste: “Appeal immediately.”]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: “Justice prevailed.” The senior partner replied in haste: “Appeal immediately.”]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[What do you call 100 advocates chained at the bottom of the sea?]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2024 14:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[What do you call 100 advocates chained at the bottom of the sea?<br />
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A good start.  <img src="https://proxycounsels.com/images/smilies/biggrin.png" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" class="smilie smilie_4" />]]></description>
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<br />
A good start.  <img src="https://proxycounsels.com/images/smilies/biggrin.png" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" class="smilie smilie_4" />]]></content:encoded>
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